Breaking Bad the Finale TONIGHT !!!! Here is my Prediction.

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Breaking Bad Finale tonight!! It is like the super bowl. Break out the buffet

After making at least 50 predictions I have whittled it down to 2.

1) Walt wakes up from a nightmare caused by the chemo he was taking in the first episodes. Yes, it was all a nightmare!!!! The ULTIMATE DREAM SEQUENCE.

But the nightmare gets played out in the finale where “everybody gets killed” that is what wakes Walt up from his nightmare. If you remember about 2 episodes ago, Walt is shown saying “hello” to the elderly neighbor lady in the driveway (like nothing happened at all. and if I am right, after Walt wakes up from his nightmare, he will have a new lease on life and this will be the final parting scene!

2) This one I predicted at the beginning of this season. Walt is killed by his son. You would think it would have been a drug lord or an FBI agent or something along those lines. But, it would be the perfect ending to have someone innocent get revenge. Maybe even his little girl innocently playing with his gun when no one is watching and then she pulls the trigger on Walt. But then that would make for 3 predictions. Ok, Ok, 3.

OK. That’s it! Let’s hear your predictions!

How to Eat French Fries While Driving (and other Fry Nonsense)

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A Hamburger, fries, and a coke from a fast-food restaurant. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

How to Eat French Fries While Driving

And other Fry Nonsense.

I recently saw an advertisement on television for Burger King’s new “Satisfries”; French fries with less fat and fewer calories. I headed over to Burger King and went through the drive-thru and ordered the “Satisfries”. I can’t begin to tell you how embarrassed I was to say “I’ll have an order of Satisfries”….. Ughhh! I get the chills just thinking about it. Anyway, the advertisement included information and details about the percentages of fat and calories and emphasized how “tasty” and full of flavor the “Satisfries” are. So I proceeded to eat the fries. My evaluation of the new “Satisfries”: they are way too salty. The fries are doused in a seasoning salt to give them the special “flavor” that they think needs to be added to make up for lost fat and calorie content. There was so much salt that my lap and seat were bathed in the white stuff. Burger King…. you need to do some random quality control because your employees are adding too much salt; you can’t possibly have intended for them to have that much salt. If it makes you feel any better Burger King, McDonald’s needs to do a random QC on the salt content of their fries as well. Other than having too much salt, they weren’t too bad. They were the good old-fashioned crinkle cut (my favorite). The Satisfries were very heavy but somehow I slightly enjoyed them; after wiping each fry on the napkin draping my right leg.

This brings me to the subject I intended to write about in the first place…how to eat French fries while driving. There are several techniques. Let’s review some of these and then I will unveil my new favorite.

1)      French fries kept in the bag. You pull them out one at a time, peering in the bag occasionally to make sure you don’t grab a less than perfect fry ( until you are still hungry and then it’s all fair game). You can use a napkin for the ketchup. (Don’t judge, you know you all have been that desperate a time or two in your life). This napkin method is very messy when the ketchup soaks into the napkin and leaves you with a torn, soggy mess that stains anything underneath it. Using the napkin for the ketchup is not the best idea as it soaks up too much moisture from the ketchup  which then cheats you on the itty-bitty amount of ketchup you slaved so hard to squeeze out of that little foil packet while at the stop light or while driving (this takes talent).

2)      Bag crushed and flattened used as a plate for a handful of fries and a dollop of ketchup. This method is better than #1. It is easier to see which fries to eat first so you can keep your eyes on the road and it makes for a better ketchup dish. The obvious downfall of this method is that you don’t have a bag to put your fast-food trash in after eating your meal of 10 recommended vitamins and 8 essential minerals.

3)      French fries still in their cardboard container, between the legs. This provides fool-proof stability so your fries don’t go flying all over the car when the driver in front of you decides to slam on his brakes. The French fries between the legs technique is a hard one to beat (who can resist the after-smell of fries-on the-thighs)? At the very least, it will drive your small lap-dog crazy later. This method pairs well with ketchup just straight from the packet where they can be frosted individually one at a time, (with that succulent, red food-of-the-gods) while you steer with your knees.

4)      And now to my favorite technique….. Ripping the fast-food-bag half way down on both sides; now you have a perfect bowl for your fries for full viewing pleasure and a bag to use for trash when you are finished. This method pairs perfectly with ketchup by using an upside-down plastic drinking lid and strategically placing it on the dash or the middle console. The lid makes for a soak proof ketchup dish (just try not to place ketchup on the crack where the straw goes; even then it works well). Most importantly, drape your leg with a napkin to keep those driving fingers clean of grease and for a place to wipe off those fries with too much salt.

Disclaimer: This is in no way a guide to eating French fries safely while driving. See the title of this piece of art,  er… I mean satirical work; it is not titled “how to eat French fries ‘SAFELY’ while driving”. I do not condone nor have I ever participated in such behavior behind the wheel, nor is it in any way a reflection of my upbringing or standard of living. People should never eat fast-food fries while driving! Again, I have never done any of the above behavior, nor have I ever thought of doing something so ludicrous. Just saying….

Written by author: Lynette Barrett 2013

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No physical ambition to be found,

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I see your stories, your pictures, your trips that astound

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It’s Blogger head I tell ya, blogger head ya know

Eye’s dilated like a circus clown

For the screen before me I will not shut down.

 

I can reach Antartica, Australia and Japan

All it takes is just a click from this calloused heavy hand.

Oh, which blog shall I read, oh, which blog shall I pick?

In my quest for entertainment, or to view one’s clever wit.

 

It really isn’t fortune or fame that I seek ,

But a distraction of the life that could be thought of as too meek.

 

It’s blogger head head…

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CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CAST OF BREAKING BAD ON YOUR EMMY’S !!!!!

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